I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, "What! You too? I thought I was the only one."

Of those who say nothing, few are silent.

An individual human existence should be like a river: small at first, narrowly contained within its banks, and rushing passionately past rocks and over waterfalls. Gradually the river grows wider, the banks recede, the waters flow more quietly, and in the end, without any visible break, they become merged in the sea, and painlessly lose their individual being.

The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.

'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

People don't care how much you know - until they know how much you care.

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.

I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.

She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table.

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

The heart has its reasons, which reason does not know.

He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes.

I like life. It's something to do.