O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever.

The world is my lobster.

If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.

Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for the rest of the time... The wait is simply too long.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

The world only goes round by misunderstanding.

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn - much.

I would never be a member of any organization that would have someone like me as a member

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro...