Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast.

One should count each day a separate life.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from.

The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.

A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues.

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.

The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you can be.