Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours.

You'll never plow a field by turning it over in your mind.

By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up.

The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not merely as means to other things, are knowledge, art, instinctive happiness, and relations of friendship or affection.

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life.

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science.

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear.

Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

It's never just a game when you're winning.

Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system.

War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.

It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by standing in one's own sunshine.