Be careful how you interpret the world: it *IS* like that!

When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong -- or absolutely right.

This is like deja vu all over again.

What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.

We are more ready to try the untried when what we do is inconsequential. Hence the fact that many inventions had their birth as toys.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

The computer is a moron.

Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.

In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.

Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.

There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher.

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day.

In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

The best things and best people rise out of their separateness; I'm against a homogenized society because I want the cream to rise.

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.