God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.

One's real life is often the life that one does not lead.

There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.

You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures.

Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.

I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.

The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.