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Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people.
- James Russell Lowell
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
- Marilyn Monroe
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
- Rita Rudner
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
- Douglas Adams
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
- Richard Diran
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
- Isaac Asimov
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
- Will Rogers
He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.
- William Shakespeare, The Tempest, Act II scene 1
There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
- Stanislaw J. Lec
One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
- Alice James
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
- Albert Einstein
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.
- William James
Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts.
- John Gunther
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
- Samuel Butler
Every hero becomes a bore at last.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
- Kurt Vonnegut
I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.
- E. B. White
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
- Albert Schweitzer
As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.
- Hagar the Horrible
No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.
- Elbert Hubbard

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