I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.

It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down one's thoughts. It saves one having to bother anyone else with them.

Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.

There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity.

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.

He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.

If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.

You love Chinese Food!

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power.

There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me.