We are all born for love. It is the principle of existence, and its only end.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane.

Biography lends to death a new terror.

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.