No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.

Criticism is prejudice made plausible.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they had not dared to be obscene, they could never have dared to be great.

We are none of us infallible - not even the youngest of us.

A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

As I grow older , I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me.

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I do not know which makes a man more conservative - to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past.

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.

An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties.

When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.