When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.

There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun.

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well.

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four.